WANTED!!! Carp Fishing Fanatic!

[Carpoholic]

WANTED!!! Carp Fishing Fanatic!

JOB/FUN/EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME VACANCY!

WANTED!!! Carp Fishing Fanatic for the season 2005.

He or She must have a ridiculously strange sense of humour and a good working knowledge of the English language (well, at least know how to swear in English)
The successfull candidate will be dragged around Sweden/Europe/USA in search of monster carp, he/she will be forced to eat lots of big greasy British breakfasts and drink an enormous amount of Alcohol as if it was going out of fashion.
He/she will have to endure whatever mother nature throws at them without complaining about the weather.

A complete carp fishing set up can be provided should it be required, but he/she must provided his/her own sleeping bag (as i dont think you would like to sleep in mine, if you know what i mean.)

Owning a carpmobile is an advantage but not essential as we can always steal one

Those who's ideal weekend is curled up on the couch reading a good love story and listening to thier favorite Ulf Lundell CD, NEED NOT apply.
Technoheads and those with a drink problem are more than welcome.

The Season begins in April 2005 at ballasjön, Bollebygdd. Or as soon as the ICE melts!

Please apply to the address below

Puss, kram, tight lines & soggy sacks!

Carpoholic


email: chris@screamingdelkims.se
website: www.screamingdelkims.se

[etuna_alex]

hehe sounds like an interesting offer.Have you tired of your old carping mates??

[Carpoholic]

They have all deserted me and started the "Ulf Lundell" Fan Club i think

[GuTe]

Deserted you???
I'm still here, tried calling you but you never answer the phone.

[linu_z]

Deserted you???
I'm still here, tried calling you but you never answer the phone.

tesat att byt ut carbo kväll's nummer dvs 020 66 66 66 till hans hem nummer....

[Carpoholic]

Deserted you???
I'm still here, tried calling you but you never answer the phone.

Its winter mate.......................... always to pissed to answer the phone

See you Saturday mate

[Carpoholic]

Deserted you???
I'm still here, tried calling you but you never answer the phone.

Its winter mate.......................... always to pissed to answer the phone

See you Saturday mate

[Piker from hell]

Your description above sounds like an ordinary carpsession here in Karlstad. We´re equipped with shotguns ready to take out any Lundell/Ledin/Gyllene tider listener who moves within 100 yards of our swim... Beer drinking mates and girls without brains are more than welcome though!

[Carpoholic]

Your description above sounds like an ordinary carpsession here in Karlstad. We´re equipped with shotguns ready to take out any Lundell/Ledin/Gyllene tider listener who moves within 100 yards of our swim... Beer drinking mates and girls without brains are more than welcome though!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh marvellous, someone with the same fucked up sense of humous as TEAM CARPOHOLICS (Carpoholic, GuTe, grindpalm).
Do you want to join our beer swilling, fishing, falling in, carpathons from hellsville

I have only briefly touched on what we get up to when we are out carp bashing, if i was to publish the rest, we would be arrested by the internet police and spend the next 6 years saying "it wasn't me your honour, it was GuTe"

We dont have shotguns but we are a shithot shot with a catapult and throwing stick. But sometimes we go all out and thrash passers by with big rubber dicks

[Piker from hell]

Sounds like you are one of few who knows the carpfishing essentials... We have a connection down in GBG called Mokatada al Hjertberg (Mille) and maybe its time to destroy another environment than our own! Karlstad is not big enough for us anymore or maybe we are to good for Karlstad? Anyway, the carp fishing up here is really ok as a matter of fact, we catch several 20lb plus fish every year. We also make good catches in the bars and clubs up here, also a good kind of fishing...